Not a huge fan of ‘regular television’, but this beta Google product is kinda cool. It took more than 11 times though…
[Warning: Explicit language]
I just wanted to point out that, not only is the MacBook Pro one slick fuckin’ laptop, but it is also the “fastest Windows Vista notebook” tested at PC World labs – according to this article. It’s only 1″ thick, the lightest 17″ notebook available, and yet it still has the ability to kick the shit out of the “high-end gaming laptops” that you would pay far out the ass for. Personally, the only real advantage I see with buying a Mac though, is that you don’t have to spend all your time trouble-shooting the system because it randomly crashed on you.
As anyone paying attention to my Twitter feed would know, I gave up Windows for good. It fucked me for the last time, and this jaded techy has given up on it forever. Vista holds no interest to me, or many others for that matter [to name a few: 1, 2, 3, 4]; and its time that I seriously reduce the amount of headaches that are involved in owning a computer. My MacPro has treated me well since the glorious day of purchase and I am not looking back. Fuck you Windows. No more.
Was listening to Van Halen’s ‘Right Now’, and had this huge flashback. Back when times were much simpler and life was so much more fun. Then, visions of Crystal Pepsi came into my head and I started to feel sad. I think I’m gonna go play Super Mario World and listen to Snow. Remember Snow? Yeah, the first white rapper. No, not Marky Mark. He doesn’t rap. He “acts”. M&M isn’t a rapper either. He’s a candy. Candies don’t do hip hop. Candies get passed out during Halloween. Then they get traded with friends. Friends that like to “deal”. 1 Kit Kat is not fuckin worth 3 Snickers!
Why is there always an empty bowl with a sign that says “please take one” at the front of some houses? I think they’re fuckin with us and just start with the empty bowl. Only pretending that they started with an abundance of candy, making us think we got there a few minutes too late. Then we ended up shaving his dog and burning words into his lawn, that crazy old man… Serves him right for keeping his porch light off.
No more drinking and blogging for me…